ABSTRACT

The Pear With A$$ it’s a meme coin based on Polygon, completely useless and for entertainment purposes only. It is a non-sense marketing project with no speculative intent, aiming to base its results solely on social media virality, rejecting all traditional promotion logics of potential profits. Since it is not tied to any real economy or technological project, it is immune to any geopolitical driver and any type of cyclicality, and has no concrete reason to generate expectations in the potential investors. The visionary geniuses behind The Pear with A$$ does not seek approval in any way. Our crypto project is destined to reach the bottom (the Pear one or the market one, you choose); the only element that could potentially lead to an unpredictable different outcome is the hype generated by word of mouth, which in any case will be disruptive and not proactive.

PROJECT’s ORIGIN

Born from the juiciest meme, the cheeky pear will bring a smile to your crypto journey.

But beyond the humor, it has the presumption of carrying a deeper message: in a market often driven by speculation and profit, The Pear With A$$ reminds us to find joy and authenticity. It challenges the norms, encouraging us to embrace the unexpected and cherish the simple moments of laughter and connection.

Join us in celebrating a coin that’s not just about value, but about bringing a smile to your face and a sense of community to your journey. At the end of the day, who the fk does not like a smiling pear, and everybody has got A$$.

TOKENOMICS

The Pear With A$$ is based on a non-inflationary model by being minted in a fixed, non-increasable quantity of 10 million units. Once all 10 million coins are created, no additional coins will be produced. This fixed supply ensures that the coin’s value is not diluted over time by the creation of new coins, which is a common issue with inflationary currencies. By limiting the total number of coins, The Pear With A$$ will maintain its scarcity, potentially increasing its value as demand grows.

The distribution of The Pear With A$$ will be structured as follows:

• 30,5% of the total supply will be reserved for the 2 OGs.
• 30,5% to the first 2 investors.
• ~12% to team and promoters. Share can be reduced to increase the free floating.
• no less than 27% will be made available for sale on the market.
• Additionally, a multi-step presale mechanism may be implemented to facilitate the initial distribution. This approach ensures that a significant portion of the coins is held by the development team and promoters, while still providing ample opportunity for market participation and investment.

TIMELINE

Initial Airdrop: a small percentage (2% – 4%) of the total supply of The Pear With A$$ will be distributed to early adopters and community members to generate initial interest and engagement.

Pre-Sale Phase 1: during the first step of the pre-sale, The Pear With A$$ will be offered at a discounted rate to early investors. This phase can be limited to a specific number of coins or a set time period.

Pre-Sale Phase 2: during the second step of the pre-sale, The Pear With A$$ will be offered with a slightly higher price than the first phase. This phase aims to attract more investors while still offering a discount compared to the public sale.

Pre-Sale Phase 3: the final step of the pre-sale will be implemented, with the price set higher than the previous phases but still lower than the expected market price. This phase helps to build momentum and prepare for the public launch.

Note 1: Not sure at all we will have mental energy to do all this pre-sales round, let’s see what really happen. Note 2: The OGs’ stack will be maintained and they will just think to sell their shares only if The Pear With A$$ will reach 6,66€/PWA. Thinking and acting are different though. Anyway, we will see later.

Listing on popular decentralized exchanges (DEXs) like Uniswap or PancakeSwap to provide initial liquidity and allow early investors to trade the coin.

Public Sale: the sale of The Pear With A$$ will be opened to the general public at the market price. This phase aims to attract a broader audience and increase the coin’s visibility.

Listing on Centralized Exchanges (CEXs): The Pear With A$$ will be listed on major centralized exchanges (CEXs), like Binance, Coinbase, and Kraken, to reach a wider audience and provide more trading options. Or maybe not, who really gives a f***?

Continue marketing efforts to maintain interest and engagement. Focus on building a strong community through social media, partnerships, and events. Unless we will have better things to do.

MARKETING STRATEGY

The Pear With A$$ launch strategy will focus on leveraging the power of word-of-mouth marketing through social media, engaging influencers, and utilizing specialized press and websites. Here’s a detailed breakdown: 

Social Media Word-of-Mouth

Community Building: Create vibrant communities on platforms like Instagram and TikTok. Encourage members to share and discuss the coin, creating organic buzz.

Viral Content: Develop engaging and shareable content such as memes, videos, and infographics that highlight the unique aspects of the coin. Use hashtags and trends to increase visibility.

Influencer Engagement

Partnerships: Collaborate with popular influencers not necessarily related to the crypto and finance space. Provide them with exclusive insights and early access to the coin.

Press and Specialized Websites: Distribute press releases to crypto news outlets and financial websites, airdropping some amount of The Pear With A$$ to underline the concreteness of the project. Highlight the The Pear With A$$ unique features and potential impact on the market. Write guest articles for specialized blogs and websites, providing in-depth analysis and insights about the coin.

Airdrop Campaign: Conduct an airdrop of The Pear With A$$ influencers and key opinion leaders in the crypto space. This will incentivize them to review and discuss the project on their platforms. Encourage recipients of the airdrop to share their honest reviews and experiences with the coin on their social media channels and websites.

By combining these strategies, we aim to create a strong initial presence for The Pear With A$$, driving interest and adoption through authentic and engaging content. The methods for purchasing The Pear With A$$ will be detailed on the official website: www.thepearwithass.com

FOUNDERS

The founders of The Pear With A$$ projects, who prefer to remain anonymous to avoid being stalked by fans, are two managers in their forties from a large multinational company in the industrial sector. They are passionate about crypto, enjoy a laid-back lifestyle, appreciate beauty, but above all, they are dreamers. They promise nothing; they simply want to share a dream with the fing community they are about to create.

LEGAL ASPECTS

The Pear With A$$ (“PWA”) is a digital token compatible with the Polygon token standard. PWA has no functions, no utility and no intrinsic value, no promise or expectation of any financial return, profit, interest or dividend.

There is no roadmap and there is no promise or expectation that any ecosystem will even be developed for PWA.

PWA is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only.

For the avoidance of doubt, and without limiting the generality of the above, PWA is not, and is not intended to:

• be a medium of exchange accepted by the public (or a section of the public) as payment for goods or services or for the discharge of a debt;
• be designed or intended to be used by any person as payment for any goods or services;
• entitle holders to exchange the token for goods or services;
• be a representation of money (including e-money);
• be a digital representation of a capital markets product, security, share, debenture, unit in a collective investment scheme, derivatives contract, commodity or any other kind of financial instrument or investment in any jurisdiction;
• be a capital markets product, security, share, debenture, unit in a collective investment scheme, derivatives contract, commodity or any other kind of financial instrument or investment in any jurisdiction;
• represent any shareholding, participation, right (including but not limited to voting rights), title, stake or interest in, or right to participate in business operations of any entity, enterprise or undertaking;
• represent any entitlement to fees, dividends, revenue, profits or investment returns;
• represent any rights under a contract for differences or under any other contract the purpose or purported purpose of which is to secure a profit or avoid a loss;
• be refundable or exchangeable for cash (or its equivalent value in any other digital asset); and/or
• represent any indebtedness.

There is no guarantee and no commitment to list this token on any exchange.

F**k you all.